The Wayward Law

I put “wow” in my translator software, to see what ‘wow’ is in French, and it told me, that if I want to fool my friends into thinking I really know French, that I should use the phrase, ‘défaut de la reproduction sonore,’ to show them my French prowess and knowledge of the phrase ‘wow’. So, just to be sure, because it seemed rather long for the word “wow,” I reverse translated that phrase back to English and I got: Defect of the sound reproduction. Sometimes, I feel like computers are out to get me. It’s like being plotted against by an mischievous army of retards.. Sure, it’s rather paranoid, but if you had my experience with computers, you’d feel the same way.