The Wayward Law

My love affair with the concept of a white winter wonderland the Danish meteorological authorities that Denmark would get around 3-10 inches of snow in 48 hours. The reality of snow in Denmark is that because it snows so rarely, the country ceases to function when it snows. Our trip to Helsingør was fun, despite […]

Ok, so in Denmark, you eat a bread that you can’t find in the US. It’s called rugbrød. It’s like pumpernickel, but it’s got seriously big seeds or kernels. Who knows how it stays together? Anyways, you put butter on it (butter goes on every piece of bread in this country; to do otherwise constitutes […]

I put “wow” in my translator software, to see what ‘wow’ is in French, and it told me, that if I want to fool my friends into thinking I really know French, that I should use the phrase, ‘défaut de la reproduction sonore,’ to show them my French prowess and knowledge of the phrase ‘wow’. […]

Today is a walking day. What I can’t believe is that it’s still snowing…it just keeps coming and coming…just like those damn Jehovah’s witnesses. Speaking of, there is a Kirke of Scientologi down the street from my apartment. They’re giving out free stress tests (Gratis stressprøve! Er du stresset?) . Somehow, I feel that some […]