The Wayward Law

I think that Københavns universitet is trying to make my school look bad. Every time I email them, they email me back. Their answers are quick, detailed, on point, and finally, are the answers I was hoping for. This just won’t do. You see, I go to Golden Gate University. That’s right, the school too low on the US News and World Report list to be ranked. Don’t get me wrong. I love GGU, for all of its little pondedness. I feel privileged to go to the school, the same way I feel privileged to drive my girlfriend’s Honda Civic. See, I don’t have a car, and so when I need one, it’s nice to know that I can drive hers. Anyways, quit it KU, or I just may never return to GGU, and neither GGU nor KU wants that.